several of my friends ... are pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage but not Pro-Adulterous Husbands Who, After Taking Up With Another Woman, Suddenly Recall Their Wives' Clearly Stated Wish to Die.
- Ann Coulter

You can't grow peanuts on your own land or install a toilet capable of disposing two tissues in one flush because of federal government intervention. But Congress demands a review of the process that goes into a governmental determination to kill an innocent American woman – and that goes too far!
- Ann Coulter

They're terrible people, liberals. They believe -- this can really summarize it all -- these are people who believe you can deliver a baby entirely except for the head, puncture the skull, suck the brains out and pronounce that a constitutional right has just been exercised. That really says it all. You don't want such people to like you!
- Ann Coulter

The only way a Supreme Court nominee could win the approval of NARAL and Planned Parenthood would be to actually perform an abortion during his confirmation hearing, live, on camera, and preferably a partial birth one.
- Ann Coulter

The country isn't more divided. All that has happened is that, now, conservatives are talking, too.
- Ann Coulter

[T]here isn't much that's more important than ending the abortion holocaust in America. (Abortionist casualties: 7; Unborn casualties 30 million.)
- Ann Coulter

Democracy sometimes leads to silly laws such as the one that prohibited married couples from buying contraception in Connecticut. But allowing Americans to vote has never led to crèches being torn down across America. It's never led to prayer being purged from every public school in the nation. It's never led to gay marriage. It's never led to returning slaves who had escaped to free states to their slavemasters. And it's never led to 30 million dead babies.
- Ann Coulter

We've gone from a representative democracy to a monarchy, and the most appalling thing is – even conservatives just hope like the dickens the next king is a good one.
- Ann Coulter

...Fitzmas Day! (Which is much like Christmas except instead of having her baby in a manger, the woman has a late-term abortion.)
- Ann Coulter

In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc.
- Ann Coulter

Liberals always claim to know exactly what to do as soon as it's too late. ... Liberals are the only known species whose powers of reasoning are not improved by the benefit of hindsight. Not only are they always fighting the last war, in most cases they're surrendering.
- Ann Coulter

The beauty of being a liberal is that history always begins this morning.
- Ann Coulter

[Michael] Moore has also accused the American people of being the stupidest, most naive people on the face of the Earth. And after last weekend, he's got the box office numbers to prove it! 
- Ann Coulter

Love of abortion is the one irreducible minimum of the Democratic Party. Liberals don't want to go to war with Saddam Hussein, but they do want to go to war to protect Roe v. Wade.
- Ann Coulter

Everyone knows Democrats haven't the first idea how a squirt gun operates, much less complicated missile technology.
- Ann Coulter

To be sure, conservative radio talk show hosts have a built-in audience unavailable to liberals: People driving cars to some sort of job.
- Ann Coulter

It's difficult to imagine a world in which people voluntarily choose to listen to liberals. There is no evidence that it has ever happened.
- Ann Coulter

Liberal persuasion consists of the highbrow sneer from self-satisfied snobs ladled out for people with a 40 IQ. 
- Ann Coulter

In liberals' worldview, any conservative who is not Jesus Christ is ipso facto a "hypocrite" for not publicly embracing dissolute behavior the way liberals do.
- Ann Coulter

"Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race." 
- Ann Coulter (the Ann Coulter action figure)

If George W. Bush announced that a cure for cancer had been discovered, Democrats would complain about unemployed laboratory rats.
- Ann Coulter

[A]ll the [Democratic] candidates are willing to sell out any of these other issues in service of the secret burning desire of all Democrats: abortion on demand. If they could just figure out a way to abort babies using solar power, that's all we'd ever hear about.
- Ann Coulter

If there were a goofy cult that deified cheese doodles, liberals would ponder its deeper meaning and treat it with respect. 

- Ann Coulter